Play Dates Mugs

'Trust me, tomorrow's Young Master's birthday party: Time to find a hiding spot for the day...'

'Why don't you come to my birthday party? It'll be a great place for networking...'

"Can Ingrid come out to play?"

"Jeez, these things are hot."

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

'They all want to play the star.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Alas, poor Yorick, I knew you well. But dude, you're creeping me out, so I gotta un-friend you!'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

"So, what do you do for play?"

Theatre Crowd

'He's maturing early.'

Dog Park / Cat Park

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

Tree house.

Kids with Fish Balloons

Hamlet

"My God!! - Those actors must all be really old by now...!"

"I hope I get rock and you get scissors, or I get scissors and you get paper, or I get paper and you get rock."

'If you can keep him clean for a day you can sleep in his bed tonight.'

'Red rover, red rover, send Billy right over!'

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

A pretention of playwrights

Playground Pipe Dreams

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

'You play ball with me and I'll play ball with you!'

Midsummer Night's Dream

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up."

Oh, sorry, it's in airplane mode.""

To them it's just a Prada handbag