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'Hey Bob, this trampoline doesn't seem to work...'

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Kids with Fish Balloons

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

"If you have any gossip, tell me now - she could come back ay second."

"My inner child wants to have a playdate with your inner child."

"So a play date next Tuesday, okay? Have your people call my people to set it up."

Modern Day Kids Playing 'Telephone'

Teddy Bear

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

'Trust me, tomorrow's Young Master's birthday party: Time to find a hiding spot for the day...'

"Jeez, these things are hot."

"If you don't make up your mind who's taking me out, I'll do it right here."

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

'I've got to go, Mom -- my playgroup called an emergency meeting.'

Bouncy Castle: May Cause Happiness

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

Australian baby with toys hanging from his hat rather than corks

Babies

"Tuesday's out - back-to-back nanny interviews. Wednesday's potty training. I can playdate Thursday. How's 3:15?"

A Family Out For A Walk In The Country.

Limbo Day at the Palace

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

'They've been playing nicely all afternoon: It was a great playdate...'

"So much for eternal rest."

'Is it all right if I have a snack out of the refrigerator?'

'My boyfriend is meeting me when I hit the ground.'

'Look - forget I asked if you were free any evenings...'

"We're both homing pigeons, so to come for a playdate at my house, forget your instinct and just follow me..."