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"Dad, can I go to Rex's house to play on his swing?"

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"She's been so creative lately."

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Tommy!"

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

Romance

"Can you romance me after my tiramisu?"

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

'One more for me an Tiffany, and one more for you and the road.'

Boy and his dog

'Tomorrow we'll look back on this as a night to remember.'

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

Kids with Fish Balloons

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

"Would you prefer the talking or the non-talking section?"

'And I love you too, darling, but there's the lust to think of.'

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

'We'll start with a menu and a glass of water.'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"Your press kit said you were lots of fun."

Romance

"The cheek of him! At the end of the first date, he wanted me to go to his home to roost!"

Rocking Horse

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'

Teddy Bear

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

Love Trap

"What do you mean it could've been better?"

Heart to heart talk.