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"Can Tommy come out and pay?"

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"She's been so creative lately."

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Tommy!"

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Romance

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

'I'd like to return this, please.'

'Lover's lance isn't the same as it used to be!'

Kids with Fish Balloons

"Darling, wait until you taste the new year's menu I have ordered for us!"

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

Drive in movies.

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Rocking Horse

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

Teddy Bear

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

'I can't believe we do this for a living.'

A Boy and His Mother

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

Yoyos

Child with doll in the sea

"It's the wine talking. I stopped speaking to you twenty minutes ago due to lack of interest."

Kids and Mobile Addictions

Little boys