Playdate With A Twist Prints

'Can Bradley come out and litigate?'

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

"Can Olaf come out to pillage and plunder?"

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

Kids with Fish Balloons

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Teddy Bear

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

"Jeez, these things are hot."

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."

Kids and Mobile Addictions

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

Bouncy Castle: May Cause Happiness

"Wanna do lunch?"

"Your priorities change once you get a new toy."

"Wait. Let it breathe."

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

"Don't worry. I'll be right back. I just need a little space."

'We actually meant to order a baby monitor, but he was so cute we just had to keep him.'

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

'Eddie's mom has nerves of steel. She didn't send me home 'til almost four.'

'My mum likes it when I hang out with you: She knows we're not going to stray too far...'

Robot Costume

"Try to play with a kid whose parent isn't too chatty."

"You'll like my parents. They're very child-centered."