Playdate With A Twist Prints

'Can Bradley come out and litigate?'

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

Kids with Fish Balloons

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

"Just ignore it. It's a mirage."

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

Teddy Bear

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

'Don't forget to take your tranquilizers Daddy, little Jimmy is coming round to play.'

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

"Jeez, these things are hot."

Kids and Mobile Addictions

"It's cute that yours has a Fire Island share, mine has the East Hampton Dream House."

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

'We're playing 'mummy'!'

Bouncy Castle: May Cause Happiness

Man visits palm reader with 'Doing Anything Tonight?' written on his hands.

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

"Wanna do lunch?"

"Your priorities change once you get a new toy."

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

'I didn't know people still played footsie.'

'We actually meant to order a baby monitor, but he was so cute we just had to keep him.'

"Don't worry. I'll be right back. I just need a little space."

'Eddie's mom has nerves of steel. She didn't send me home 'til almost four.'

'My mum likes it when I hang out with you: She knows we're not going to stray too far...'

Robot Costume

"Try to play with a kid whose parent isn't too chatty."

"You'll like my parents. They're very child-centered."

"Enough's enough! I've been calling you two for dinner for the last half hour!"