Playdate Aficionado Pillows

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"She's been so creative lately."

"Tommy!"

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"Call me?"

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

Kids with Fish Balloons

Mantis Love

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

Drive in movies.

"I'll be honest with you, I've been around the block a few times."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

Rocking Horse

'Peekaboo!'

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

Teddy Bear

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

'The sleepover was great Mum: Timmy's house is a pigsty just like ours...'

"Since my divorce I thought I'd never laugh again. Then I noticed your toupee."

Kids and Mobile Addictions

"It's the wine talking. I stopped speaking to you twenty minutes ago due to lack of interest."