Playdate Aficionado Prints

'Actually, I hate places like this.'

'Can Anna come out and ride?'

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

"She's been so creative lately."

"Guys, can you use your Mommy-doesn't-want-to-know-I-exist voices?"

"Tommy!"

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"Call me?"

"I'm just saying. This would be even MORE romantic if we couldn't see in the dark."

"See this jelly wobbling. It was waving goodbye."

'I told you to invite a friend over.'

'I'd like to return this, please.'

Mantis Love

Kids with Fish Balloons

"Everyone says she has the clutter of someone twice her age."

I'm your girlfriend and best friend so I get twice as many slices

'It's only 6 AM, but I want to send the kids to Wally's house before his mother sends him over here.'

"Most women find me too cutthroat."

"Kid gloves, Hernandez. You gotta use kid gloves!"

"I'll be honest with you, I've been around the block a few times."

Drive in movies.

"No, I don't play. I just watch people play on the internet."

Today, proud and accomplished the career woman re-enters the dating world, ready at last to meet the man of her dreams. . .

'Come on dear, don't be shy: This little she-chameleon just wants to play...'

'Peekaboo!'

'We'll have him back on his feet and under yours in no time!'

Rocking Horse

"Sorry I'm late: my parents insisted I wear protection on our first date, so I stopped to buy a flea-collar..."

'Let's play doctor - I'll listen to your heart and you give me all your allowance.'

Teddy Bear

'That's the last time I ask you to tie my shoe laces!'

Kid to kid: 'I can't be wearing out my welcome. I didn't even step on it.'

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

Kids and Mobile Addictions

Banana Smoothie