Party Animal At Heart T-Shirts

Shadow Party

"You're invited to our management excursion. Come dresses as a pinata."

Sloaney Pony.

Mardi Gras

I could have danced all night!

'I can't force jocose if I'm not feeling it.'

"He's taken buzzed to a whole new level."

'That's not really what I meant by 'let your hair down', Rapunzel.'

Cat Nip.

'Sooner or later, someone at the party will hand you a sandwich and a glass of wine - then what?'

"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."

Party Animals.

Dick was the kind of guy who wanted everyone to know it was his birthday.

Early photobombing

Join me in a Martini?

Mr. Punch's Fancy Ball

Bubbly

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

"Anna - there's someone I'd like to meet."

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'I like you, you remind me of someone.'

'You must have been wearing your beer googles.'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Beers

Balancing two espresso martinis

"Fred's had too much to drink - now he's hitting on that old coat rack."

"As an avid red wine drinker, I can say, with certainty, that the notion that drinking clarity impares claret is false!"

'Amscray,fuzzbrain - no carnivores allowed

Green Balloon

Clown waits for 'Happy Hour' to begin.

Wolf Karaoke

Sally woke up with a headache. This house didn't look familiar. There was a rug burn on her forehead. Three good reasons to quit drinking.

'A Ball at the Mansion House'

"I always thought I'd be good at getting drunk and crying on camera for Bravo."

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'