Animal Kingdom Appreciator T-Shirts

"I may be a newt, but I'm still King -- find that witch!"

'Got a big date tonight, Helen?'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

The Salmon Run

Family with pets.

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

Zoo Inc. Management Structure

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

Thug life on safari.

Laboratory Retriever

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

I read on Candorville.com that was rank 29,705th in the world when it comes to attention spans. What? Aren't there only 196 countries? The article didn't just include human countries. It included the various animal kingdoms and the plant republics. Did you know that Americans have an eight-second attention span ... but the goldfish who live in little Lionel Brown's aquarium kingdom at 1492 MLK Way in Candorville have a nine-second attention span? Are you sure you weren't reading a humor column?

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

'I think we have some stowaways.'

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

'Now, you've been naughty, you're in time out! I'll turn you over in five minutes!'

Want the wings as an appetizer?

'Take me to your leader Earthworm.'

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

Say cheese!

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

"No, son. Let him finish."

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

Turtle shooting baskets has rim on shell.