Animal Kingdom Appreciator T-Shirts

"I may be a newt, but I'm still King -- find that witch!"

'Got a big date tonight, Helen?'

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"But can't I be feared and loved?"

Family with pets.

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

The Salmon Run

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

Burmese pythons discussing a complete invasion.

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

"It says here that humans are the only member of the animal kingdom who can have sex any time, any place."

"Hi! Hi! Hi! Hi!"

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

Zoo Inc. Management Structure

"I fell to the ground from a height of about two metres when I was born: My very first stunt!"

Marv was trying to teach Rufus how to be a REAL retriever.

Thug life on safari.

Laboratory Retriever

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

'I prefer the term 'mobile home'.'

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

'I think we have some stowaways.'

"Let's do it, let's fall in love!"

The different taste regions on a blue whale's tongue.

"No, son. Let him finish."

Say cheese!

'Now, you've been naughty, you're in time out! I'll turn you over in five minutes!'

'Take me to your leader Earthworm.'

'A lovely day, a good meal, and, thank heaven, no guilt.'

"His tests show he has a latex allergy."

Lion being cooled down by birds fanning him.

Turtle shooting baskets has rim on shell.