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'You idiot, I said 'ark', not 'park'.'

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

Courtship Gift.

"You're all invited to my birthday party, and yes, there will be plenty of water games!"

"How many times must I tell you to chew your food?"

"Hi Daddy! Mummy said to tell you she's gone to chew the cud next door with Daisy..."

"Sabre-tooth, not buck-tooth."

"Really? Dad is called the "King of the Jungle"! Does it mean I'm a princess?"

"Yes, I see, it's a problem your losing your voice at the start of the mating season..."

"No gnus is NOT good gnus."

'I should try the polyclinic, sir.'

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

'Don't even think about it: This is my territory!'

'...Sorry we're stuck on here without any food.'

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

"He said, 'Oh, good, you brought the translator.'"

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Mardi Gras

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Cling-On Dog

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

"Well, we needed the rain."

Koala

Hermit Crabapple Tree

A kangeroo and it's baby read books about understanding each other.

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Bears going water skiing.

A day at the transgenic races

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

"I think we may be related!"

"It's called 'semelparity' darling. The salmon spawn then die, so we just need to wait at the spawning grounds to get an easy feed. It's all about sustainability."

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."