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'You idiot, I said 'ark', not 'park'.'

Dale regretted going to the Vegan restaurant.

Courtship Gift.

"You're all invited to my birthday party, and yes, there will be plenty of water games!"

"How many times must I tell you to chew your food?"

"Hi Daddy! Mummy said to tell you she's gone to chew the cud next door with Daisy..."

"Sabre-tooth, not buck-tooth."

"Really? Dad is called the "King of the Jungle"! Does it mean I'm a princess?"

"Yes, I see, it's a problem your losing your voice at the start of the mating season..."

"No gnus is NOT good gnus."

'I should try the polyclinic, sir.'

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

'Don't even think about it: This is my territory!'

'...Sorry we're stuck on here without any food.'

'I like zebras. They have great taste, and wonderful personalities too.'

I read on Candorville.com that was rank 29,705th in the world when it comes to attention spans. What? Aren't there only 196 countries? The article didn't just include human countries. It included the various animal kingdoms and the plant republics. Did you know that Americans have an eight-second attention span ... but the goldfish who live in little Lionel Brown's aquarium kingdom at 1492 MLK Way in Candorville have a nine-second attention span? Are you sure you weren't reading a humor column?

"He said, 'Oh, good, you brought the translator.'"

A crowd of happy pet owners.

Mardi Gras

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Cat Heaven vs Mouse Hell.

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

Cling-On Dog

"Well, we needed the rain."

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"Bram Stoker's Bambi"

'Now for today's numbers...'Bad Dogs' outnumbered 'Good Dogs' by two-to-one...'

Bears going water skiing.

The Age of Reptiles. . .

A day at the transgenic races

"He also barks, meows and makes noises like a hamster."

"I think we may be related!"

Koala

Hermit Crabapple Tree