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'You must be the new taster.'

Knock on the door - dog stands up and shouts 'Beat it!'

"Pick me!"

A crowd of happy pet owners.

"Why do they do that?"

Wally Begins research for his thesis entitled "who's a good dog?"

"What you call tricks I call humiliations."

Sometimes he just stood back and admired the breathtaking scenery of his life.

Barks in code.

"Quick, start the car!"

"...and someone with no fleas. Anything else?"

Brian was very proud of his dog.

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

Things to do: 1. Sit 2. Stay 3. Sit 4. Stay

Facts of life - The birds and the dogs.

"I think she's figured out what W-A-L-K means."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

'Fetch.'

"I think therefore I am." "Bow Wow, Bow Wow, Bow Wow."

Cats may love you, but dogs go all the way.

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Has anyone seen the dog?"

"Why do dogs wag their tails? Because it always brings results."

"Oh no, after you. I insist!"

"His real name is Major, but everyone call him GET DOWN!"

"Please ask your pet to kindly put down the weapon."

"Hey Lady this is a sixty zone!"

'Table scraps, doggie-bag goodies, dropped hot dogs, the cat's dish of food and your master's slippers.'

"Is this any way to treat 'Man's best friend'?"

"The Hound of the Baskervilles, Watson--I took him walkies!"

Dog walking Human.

'She's just great with the children.'

'Super Dog'