Toad Tender Gifts

'Open it... I think they have to go potty.'

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

'I don't want him experiencing anything until I've totally checked it out.'

Catching Jeffrey To Change His Diaper.

The Baby Walker

A midwife holding a baby

"First time pruning?"

Coping with a strong-willed child

"My kid's a holy terror... no offense."

Boy and Bear and Monster

Janey then realized that babysitting isn't easy...

Fly Tastings: 'Notice that hint of dog fur and then let that full bodied garbage finish unfold.'

Mum and the Sleepless Baby

"We'd love to come, but we can't seem to find a sitter."

Crying baby

"But why can't I bring him to class? He's my therapy toad!"

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

"Tell the truth, Ezra. Does it look like he's being a more effective parent than me?"

"She does this when she's tired."

Quiet Time

Fly-fishing. - Favourable wind and the trout rising as fast as possible.

"Yes I really do need a glass of water. My duvets on fire."

"So...what are you in for?"

Dr. Frankenstein makes the battery hen

Dad's home

'I don't want to go school shopping! Can't you just buy stuff for me?. . .Just get me more of this in the next size up!'

'That's right, the Princess kissed me by mistake: She didn't know the difference between a frog and a toad...'

'Sorry, Holly!'

Toad a la mode: 'Hey! He keeps the flies off!'

'Do your thing, Phil...lull them into submission.'

"I've got him on vibrate."

'He's been having temper tantrums. Can you recommend a good anger management course?'

"I didn't think you'd make it through biology."

"Tough time getting out of the house this morning?"

"I understand that by the time we've hit our teens we'll have them pretty much where we want them."