Frog And Toad Collectors Prints

"I'm not a #@*%! frog! I'm a toad!"

'I admire your floatibility.'

Frog flirting.

Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'

"Beware of the frog"

"And would you like flies with that?"

"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."

Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.

'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'

"Did you just do a rooster?"

Fearless Frog Part 12

'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'

"Any further comments? Alright then, we're adjourned."

'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'

"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"

'Quit clowning about, Fred.'

"Way too much tongue!"

Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.

"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"

Fearless Frog Part 19

S**t Threw a Goose

'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'

"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."

Ricochet

Frog Baby Names

Leap Frog

"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."

'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'

Need I say, timing and accuracy are imperative?!

"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"

'Hey, I said I was an enchanted prince! I mentioned nothing about being from earth!'