
"I'm not a #@*%! frog! I'm a toad!"
Start their day with a splash of amphibian fun—our frog and toad-themed mugs are perfect for collectors who enjoy their morning brew with a grin.
"I'm not a #@*%! frog! I'm a toad!"
'I admire your floatibility.'
Frog flirting.
Frog to other frog: 'Hey, nice pad.'
"Beware of the frog"
"And would you like flies with that?"
"So you kiss me and I turn into a prince? No thanks, sweetie, I'm gay. I'm already a queen."
Aqua Filter (frog jumping out).
'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'
A hammer in his den enjoying a cigar and port with his collection of trophy thumbs above his head.
'This is the last time I take you frog hunting!'
"Did you just do a rooster?"
Fearless Frog Part 12
'I think he would come back to earth if women would just stop kissing him.'
"Any further comments? Alright then, we're adjourned."
'Well, I was looking for a yes-man, but I guess a toady will do just as well.'
"Oh, Oh, Oooohh!"
'Quit clowning about, Fred.'
"Way too much tongue!"
Dog scared of a toad jumps onto a 'Beware the Dog' sign.
"Only 150 kids? - Have you considered fertility treatment?"
Fearless Frog Part 19
S**t Threw a Goose
'He followed me home...Can I kiss him?'
Six frogs leap off their lily pads.
'Frogs, frogs, where are my frogs?'
"You are going to meet a beautiful young lady at a biology lesson. . ."
Ricochet
Frog Baby Names
Leap Frog
"I did what you asked and got rid of my white mice."
'I can't shake off this feeling we're being watched.'
Need I say, timing and accuracy are imperative?!
"A plague of frogs? Awesome!"
'Hey, I said I was an enchanted prince! I mentioned nothing about being from earth!'
Browse our frog and toad pillows—cozy and quirky accents that bring amphibian charm to any room.
View our frog and toad prints—artful pieces that celebrate these fascinating creatures in vibrant detail.
Check out our collection of frog and toad t-shirts—fun and stylish options for enthusiasts to wear their passion.