Otter Admirer Gifts

Two sea otters with smartphones

'I swear, sometimes I don't think you even try anymore, John!'

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

Love a Mutt

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

Greenfingers.

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

Kultural K9's.

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

When cartoonists drink too much coffee.

"What did Jesus order?"

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

Mimi's final scene

Phoenix

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

Joe Biden

The Thinker?

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

"Move, Gary."

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"It was her mothers"

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

Proposal