Otter Admirer Mugs

Two sea otters with smartphones

'I swear, sometimes I don't think you even try anymore, John!'

"Well, what did you expect? They were both missing vital organs."

'This is one of our most recent vintages!'

"Why don't you find a museum!"

Love a Mutt

Barcode on Ancient Greek Vase

"My great-great-grandfather was forced to flee Europe because of religious persecution."

"Me? How about you go closer and read the plaque!"

-Sorry about yesterday, I was ill! -You didn't look ill when I saw you at the races! -You didn't see me after the fifth leg!

Greenfingers.

'Evidently, one of them was a cartoonist!'

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Dynasties - Ping, Ching, Ming.

'Actually, a broken arm is not such a big handicap for me...'

Mimi's final scene

Trilby - 'The sweet melodic phrase.'

Riverboat 4 Square Hustlers

Joe Biden

"I always thought of my childhood home as being larger."

"What did Jesus order?"

Phoenix

Kultural K9's.

'Must be the lesser known Easter Egg Island.'

'Why am I the one always getting kicked?'

The Thinker?

Proposal

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

Horse draws a baby carriage.

"It was her mothers"

"There may be a moral equivalent of war, but, by God, there is not moral equivalent of money."

"Still-Life of New Mexican Grilled Quail with Cilantro and Fennel-Flecked Confit."

Jerry's 'culture-vulture' persona was plunged into jeopardy when he mistook a light switch for a modern art installation.

'If your name's not on the Liszt, you're not coming in.'

'My - You've matured, my dear.'