Otter Aficionado T-Shirts

"I'm sorry, Mr. Binkman, but if you look closely, your policy with us is for otter insurance, not auto insurance. By the way, your otter wasn't hurt in the accident, was he?"

"You do like octopus?"

"And, when the DNA test results arrived, the woman realized her so-called 'little terrier mix' had been part German shepherd all along."

Welcome to the Team

"Hey, pal, let's hear 'Doggie in the Window' again, and this time play it like you mean it!"

'I love cutting trees in perfect circles because it drives aerial photography interpreters crazy.'

"And would you like flies with that?"

'You know, if you had one of those bumper stickers, I wouldn't be in doggy-therapy.'

'I thought I would rent it out for the extra dough.'

'Relax, sir. He's a Border Colie - smartest of all breeds!'

"Now you can stop watching those cute cat videos."

"First they taught me how to pee on the newspaper. Then they taught me how to fetch it. I reversed the sequence by accident and I've been out here since."

"Sure, it's been a tough quarter, but somehow we always land on our feet."

'I'll have the steak and she'll have the tuna.'

'He wants a second opinion.'

"Okay, who's purring?"

101 uses of a dead cat: pincushion

'You caught 'em. You clean 'em.'

"Cat with nine still lives"

'Face it, we're vegetarians because plants can't toddle away.'

Spot the fur ball.

When placed in the hands of the right person on a long vacation, even egg salad could be a deadly weapon.

'They call me the 'grandfather' of Hip-Hop!'

'Cats. They want in, they go over the numbers, they want out.'

Get a rockpool!

"Seven, eight, nine, ten..."

'Can we keep him?'

'Look, mom! They ran out of trick or treat candy, so they gave us these kittens!'

'...and how much experience have you of sushi making?'

Dog driving and man leaning out of open window.

Man's best friend - Man's worst friend - Man's only friend.

Cook and Octopus

"I told you you'd made that cat flap too big."