Possum Lover Gifts

"Didn't anyone check my vitals? I was only 'playing dead'!"

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

Jumping cheerleaders

Teddy and friends.

Cheerleaders

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"Are you cold dear?"

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

Strive to win!

Penguin suit fitting.

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

'Well, Mr Hughes, all evidence to the contrary, I'd say your possum here was just putting it on.'

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

Casual Friday at the Zoo. Penguins.

"My method of painting is pointillism."

'We get a lot more wildlife now we have a pond.'

"I try not to be judgemental but I see everything in black and white."

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

Penguin identity parade

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

"When did you first become interested in e-publishing?"

"She said yes! She's the seal of approval!"

Emperor penguins attempting to fly.

We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics.