Possum Prankster Gifts

'Well, Mr Hughes, all evidence to the contrary, I'd say your possum here was just putting it on.'

"Don't worry, dear. You'll grow."

'Well, it's your fault for wearing my slippers.'

Gracie goes to get cookies for Santa, but Papi has eaten them all.

'The fun begins when we go through airport security.'

'He barks when he sees the boss coming.'

A cow poos down a hole.'UH-OH!'

Boy rolled into a snowball

Revenge of the Jelly Mother.

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

Boy makes snowman around a lamp post.

"If they want a snowball fight, then I'll give them one."

"You see, it's perfectly safe to tease him..."

Resourceful toddler

Tamagotchi paralysis.

Dog fetching clown shoes.

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

Fishing from the Pier

"And this Halloween, try not to make a specter of yourself."

Teddy Time Bears

'Hi, this is Batman. You've reached the Batcave. I'm not in right now but as soon as I return I'll call you bat.'

'I did it all from memory.'

"Ok, I found a secure line."

Ooooh! Someone got a carrot job! Someone got a carrot job!

Clown Skis.

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

Good Cop, Annoying Kid.

'Can I have a Banana-Split' without the ice-cream?'

"Didn't anyone check my vitals? I was only 'playing dead'!"