Poop Prankster Gifts

'I told you to go and SIT in the corner!'

"Be careful - faecal recognition cameras!"

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Scary stuff

Dog fetching clown shoes.

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

Dog wearing a cone around his waist: 'Hemorrhoids.'

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

"The stranger came bearing gifts of graham crackers and chocolate. No one suspected the murder weapon he hid behind his back until..."

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

'Can I get another second opinion?'

It says, Did you know you can now call up any spirit for just 10

'Trick or treatment.'

How to scare cats.

'Man, I can't believe we didn't think of this before.'

"Where's that damn 'escape' key?"

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

Fish play a joke on the fisherman.

Witch's Smile.

"Mr. October"

Groucho Chicken

"Me? A couple a' drinks and I thought the cat was a squeaky toy..."

"Does that mean trick or treaters too?"

'I told you, we've got pepperoni, salami, tomatoes, onions, mushrooms, peppers, extra cheese and anchovies...but no braaaiiins!'

I don't care if it's a better workout, I'm not wearing ankle weights.

"I said I wanted to see you in skimpy clothes..."

Ducks on the Wall poop on a guys head

'I don't care if your mother did insist you wear it to swimming lessons, go and take it off!'

Morgue.

Become a 'paranormal' investigator...

"Of course I'm frightened. I just thought you would be bigger."