Poop Prankster Mugs

"Be careful - faecal recognition cameras!"

A spider is afraid of another spider's mask.

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Dog fetching clown shoes.

Scary stuff

Before putting on your armor...always check for mice!

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

'U. . .S. .U. .C. .K. . . . L. . O. . L.'

'OK, here are the rules: We can't be seen by humans and can't leave droppings around, otherwise, they'll close the restaurant...'

Whaaaah!(Scarey ghost shaped fart).

'Can I get another second opinion?'

How to scare cats.

'Man, I can't believe we didn't think of this before.'

"Where's that damn 'escape' key?"

'Trick or treatment.'

Fish play a joke on the fisherman.

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

"Mr. October"

'I told you, we've got pepperoni, salami, tomatoes, onions, mushrooms, peppers, extra cheese and anchovies...but no braaaiiins!'

"Me? A couple a' drinks and I thought the cat was a squeaky toy..."

"Does that mean trick or treaters too?"

"I said I wanted to see you in skimpy clothes..."

Groucho Chicken

Ducks on the Wall poop on a guys head

'I don't care if your mother did insist you wear it to swimming lessons, go and take it off!'

Morgue.

Dog poops next to a 'Crap' sign.

"Of course I'm frightened. I just thought you would be bigger."

Bugged You

'Wow! I thought that Charlie was just horsing around.'