Poop Humorist Mugs

For Your Dog

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

Dog wearing a cone

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Lavatory Waterfall

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

New York Scatological Society

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

Toilet humour

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

Have food. Need toilet paper

The Rural Bidet...

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

WC problem.

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

'They say a man's home is his castle...here's your sceptre, your highness, the throne is plugged!'

"My new year's resolution. . . .Not to drink out of the toilet."

I'll release you when you're able to pass gas. I'll be in tomorrow to pull your finger.'

Frog Flycatcher.

"So tell me about your last poop."

"Before we start on the main agenda does anybody need money to take them to the tinkle room?"

"That should attract every over 60s cruise ship, in the area."