Poop Humorist Mugs

For Your Dog

Seniors Snooker Tournament.

'I wonder if they have any water filters?'

'Cool! Brownstar Wars!'

'I know it's a bit unusual, but that's where he gets all the best ideas.'

Dog wearing a cone

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

Moses unblocking the toilet.

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Lavatory Waterfall

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

'I've found the blockage it looks like your gastric band!'

"Hey. We're out of toilet paper."

New York Scatological Society

The contract was not worth the paper it was written on, which considering the paper was not a good sign.

'Relax, Wilson-I'm just off to the loo.'

'Wow, look at all these prescription drugs that are out of date.' FLUSH 'Happy as clams explained.'

'Look! Man has been here!' 'Yeah, it must have been a man because the seat was left up.'

"We'll get what we need from you. Guaranteed!" "Officer Madoff, the best stool softener on the force."

"Is this Haiku poopery?"

'Now, our master is always polite and leaves the seat up for us, not like our Mistress...'

"Looks like Billy clogged up the toilet again."

The Rural Bidet...

Toilet humour

Pooper Bowl Sunday.

WC problem.

"Don't worry. Mum and Dad think I'm just talking to my invisible friend."

Have food. Need toilet paper

'They say a man's home is his castle...here's your sceptre, your highness, the throne is plugged!'

Moon's Portaloo.

Frog Flycatcher.

"My new year's resolution. . . .Not to drink out of the toilet."

"So tell me about your last poop."

I'll release you when you're able to pass gas. I'll be in tomorrow to pull your finger.'

"Before we start on the main agenda does anybody need money to take them to the tinkle room?"