Porcupine Lover Gifts

"In retrospect, the trampoline park was a bad idea!"

"My method of painting is pointillism."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

The Victors

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

Penguin suit fitting.

"Are you cold dear?"

'Is the water cold?'

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

"Didn't anyone check my vitals? I was only 'playing dead'!"

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

Dogs

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

The USA...

Stubborn Horses

A typical Monday. Zombie truck driving maniacs! South Pole penguin love! That's a stupid eco-friendly chick documentary! Insipid, mindless, violent, zombie crud! Negotiations commence, nearly a week before date night. Wimp! Blockbuster head!

Casual Friday at the Zoo. Penguins.

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

"I see a couch."

"You were sent to the principal again for horsing around? That's so unfair!"

"She said yes! She's the seal of approval!"

'The pilot has collapsed! Does anyone here know how to fly?'

Man with pirate eye patch and bandana giving a lecture