Porcupine Lover Mugs

"In retrospect, the trampoline park was a bad idea!"

"My method of painting is pointillism."

Braiding a Horse's Tail

The Victors

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

'I know he doesn't like this house, but he'll just have to get used to it.'

Pony express. Pony express yourself. Pony express yourself so much he left.

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

And you will know it has all be worth it when he's up and about again.

Hitch-hiking Penguin.

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

Olly really didn't know his arse from his elbow.

'If you really loved me you would have bought me flowers.'

'If only Darwin could have seen this.'

Just back from the psychological research center, Stanly couldn't help but think that he lived with a bunch of baboons.

"Have you been throwing a lot of poop lately?"

Man lets his pigeons out to be fed in the park.

'Is the water cold?'

"Didn't anyone check my vitals? I was only 'playing dead'!"

'Mon Dieu! This year, your collection is really daring, mon cher Karl!'

"Are you cold dear?"

Penguin suit fitting.

Dogs

'Look at those arms! I was born to ride a Harley Davidson!'

'These virtual-reality goggles are great! Right now, I'm sun-bathing in Tahiti...'

The USA...

Stubborn Horses

'Class, let's welcome Timmy, our Exchange Student, who's joining us for the next three weeks...'

"I see a couch."

"Keep your guard up and don't hold your punches. Whatever you do, watch out for his right hook!"

"Kids are all the same nowadays - anything for kicks."

'The pilot has collapsed! Does anyone here know how to fly?'

"She said yes! She's the seal of approval!"

Man with pirate eye patch and bandana giving a lecture

"You were sent to the principal again for horsing around? That's so unfair!"