Porcupine Admirer Gifts

"Are there no porcupines?!!!"

'We're gonna make a fortune using cactus as hair replacement for porcupines.'

"I never lose at musical chairs."

"Whataya say we forget the ballons, Larry? Who needs balloons, anyway?!"

"Darell is sharing his pet with us today. I'm sure the whole class will find this very entertaining."

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Chase me, chase me cows.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Giraffe Umbrella

"You're such a good listener."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Happy Easter

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Bears

TSA Noah

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"He's gone goth"

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

Dog Park / Cat Park

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

Spring Training

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"Garbage in, garbage out!"