Porcupine Admirer Gifts

"Are there no porcupines?!!!"

'We're gonna make a fortune using cactus as hair replacement for porcupines.'

"Whataya say we forget the ballons, Larry? Who needs balloons, anyway?!"

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Giraffe Umbrella

"You're such a good listener."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Happy Easter

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Happy Hour

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

TSA Noah

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

Spring Training

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"He's gone goth"

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

Bears

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

Dog Park / Cat Park

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

The Tale of the Tape of the Tail.

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'