Pom-pom Aficionado Pillows

Cheerleaders

"Bloody hell!"

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

Jumping cheerleaders

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

Cheerleaders

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

Pillows in love.

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

Strive to win!

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

'Popcorn? Sure. Would you like huge, mega, super-duper huge or gigundazillion multi multi really insanely huge?'

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

Afghanistan

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

'Give me a Y... give me an E... give me an S...

Clearing up medals.

It wasn't until years later that anyone would think to pop it.

'Man, this guy's killing me!'

'Do you mind if I hold your hand, before it gets all buttery.'

"Oh yeah...she wants me."

What's a hot flash?

Boss, I've come down with something. I need the day off. That "something" wouldn't be Star Wars tickets, would it? "Star Wars"? What's "Star Wars"? I'm really sick. Cough. Cough. Oh

'Stanley Possum was not sure if he should continue to play dead or play one of the living dead.'

"Most men have a tankard, but oh no, not you."

Mother making popcorn string whilst her child eats the other end.

Training Polo Ponies