Pom-pom Aficionado Pillows

Cheerleaders

"Bloody hell!"

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

'I think he thinks I'm a pillow.'

"So is this war movie rated R, rated PG, or rated RPG?"

Jumping cheerleaders

'Football...Beer...Popcorn...that is Bernie's Stimulus Package.'

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

Cheerleaders

Pillows in love.

"Let's see, we bought the giant pop corn, tow giant sodas, and a big box of candy. . . we were lucky the megaplex's loan department was open!"

Strive to win!

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

"I don't care if you are on full alert, take that silly hat off before you tear the pillows to shreds!"

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

"There really is such a thing as having too many pillows."

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

Afghanistan

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

'Give me a Y... give me an E... give me an S...

Clearing up medals.

It wasn't until years later that anyone would think to pop it.

'Do you mind if I hold your hand, before it gets all buttery.'

'Man, this guy's killing me!'

Poppies: 'Have you been watching a lot of television?'

"Most men have a tankard, but oh no, not you."

Husband eats popcorn wife is stringing for Christmas tree.

Training Polo Ponies

'Stanley Possum was not sure if he should continue to play dead or play one of the living dead.'

"Oh yeah...she wants me."