Pom Pom Lover Pillows

Jumping cheerleaders

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

'Hey, Baby! How would you like to kiss the frog formerly known as 'Prince'?'

Tina Turner

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

Cinderella waits at bus stop.

Cheerleaders

"Didn't anyone check my vitals? I was only 'playing dead'!"

"You can't beat the smell of the greasepaint..."

Strive to win!

'And for those of you calling in to say he is behind us - OH NO he isn't.'

'We get a lot more wildlife now we have a pond.'

"The Lord brings people together for reasons only he knows."

Afghanistan

A. A. Milne

We're not picking you up from field hockey. Take the late bus. Ok then. I'll get home at 8:30, miss dinner and have no time to study. I'll fail my classes, never get a job and live the rest of my life with you. Not true! You have a bright future as an extortionist. Or soap opera star!

'Give me a Y... give me an E... give me an S...

English People With Servants Having Problems - On Demand

"Tia Carmen's Bucket List: pulling a 7-day telenovela bender."

"I would love to get my hands on the official who sent him home on gardening leave!"

Billy Box lived here...Oh, no he didn't...Oh, yes he did.

Repossessed Properties.

Mime trying to buy a doughnut

'CD's: Manufactured pop groups as seen on tv!'

"Que tonteria! This says they're making Spanish telenovelas for American TV! How will the characters understand each other...if they're all talking in English!"

A mime uses invisible box cleaner to clean his invisible box.

Airport Cheerleader

A cheerleader doing a high kick

'I thought Peter Pan was a boy who never grew up, not a lady with small breasts.'

"The secret to being a cat is to imagine that Hail to the Chief is playing wherever you go."

"So, you won't talk, eh?"

"We're watching television less and making our own fun more."

Interpretive Cheering

'Well, one of us has screwed up!'