Pompom Enthusiast Pillows

'Give me a Y... give me an E... give me an S...

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"I don't know - I just like pompoms!"

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"Bloody hell!"

"Garden variety allergies."

The Fall of Gnome

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

Jumping cheerleaders

Cheerleaders

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

Strive to win!

"Didn't anyone check my vitals? I was only 'playing dead'!"

Mime father in the delivery room.

Balding gnomes

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

Watering the garden gnome

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

"I never understand what you're trying to say."

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

'Are you sure Anderson is working on the Human Genome Project?'

"When I said tart up the presentation, I meant the slides..."

Clearing up medals.

'Do you mind if I hold your hand, before it gets all buttery.'

"Most men have a tankard, but oh no, not you."

Spring cleaning.