Popemobile Enthusiast Pillows

"It's Pope Francis. He wants to know how we are."

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

Mohammad's motors

CLEAR!

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

It's great for pulling the birds!

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Jumping cheerleaders

Cheerleaders

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

Strive to win!

"Here comes the super-visor."

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

'... and make it look like an accident.'

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

'Give me a Y... give me an E... give me an S...

Man reads book entitled: TXTRS DGEST.

Three-Quarters Life Crisis

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

'The reading is from my brand new mobile phone.'

"I don't normally take and post photos of my meals, but..."

"The SUV scooter. For those who don't have the energy, yet still feel the need to waste it."

"Sorry, I thought the ice would support your truck."

'We've been going out for 6 months, now. He can't afford a ring, but he did give me his ringtone.'

"Thank God I'm nowhere near bodily fluids!"

Hazard of texting

"We will now observe a moment of silently checking our BlackBerrys."

'Remember I said I bought the largest RV on the market? Well, it has a flat.'

Smartphone reads eye chart

"I've tricked all my squirmy patients into staying still by telling them we're doing the mannequin challenge."