Popemobile Enthusiast T-Shirts

"It's Pope Francis. He wants to know how we are."

Vehicles are having their own election. These are the candidates. The ambulance appeals to voters who think health care is most important. Voters focusing on education issues favor the school bus. And those wanting family-friendly policies are backing the minivan. The tractor is an expert on agricultural issues, and the import is a free trade advocate. Those voters concerned about environmental issues like the electric hybrid, and those wanting a strong military support the Jeep. What's t

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"I had an Android, then I switched to an iPhone. Then I went back to an Android, then I switched back to the iPhone. . ."

It's great for pulling the birds!

CLEAR!

Mohammad's motors

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"The crash-test rating on this puppy is off the charts!"

"If I were a surgeon, Mr. Ferguson, which I ain't, and your car was my patient, which it ain't—except that it is, in a funny sort of way; that is, if you want to look at it like that; you know what I mean—and you was her husband, I'd have to say, 'Sir, your wife is going to need a valve job.,"

Jumping cheerleaders

Cheerleaders

"Honey, this is serious, we need to text."

Strive to win!

"Here comes the super-visor."

'I should've never sold my truck when I moved to the city.'

'They'll tax it less than my 4X4.'

'... and make it look like an accident.'

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

Last Reception for 200 Miles.

'Give me a Y... give me an E... give me an S...

Brad seizes upon a hot trend in marketing: personal pop-up ads.

"I don't normally take and post photos of my meals, but..."

Three-Quarters Life Crisis

'The reading is from my brand new mobile phone.'

Man reads book entitled: TXTRS DGEST.

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

"The SUV scooter. For those who don't have the energy, yet still feel the need to waste it."

"Sorry, I thought the ice would support your truck."

"Thank God I'm nowhere near bodily fluids!"

'We've been going out for 6 months, now. He can't afford a ring, but he did give me his ringtone.'

Hazard of texting

"We will now observe a moment of silently checking our BlackBerrys."

'Remember I said I bought the largest RV on the market? Well, it has a flat.'

"I've tricked all my squirmy patients into staying still by telling them we're doing the mannequin challenge."