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'Give me a Y... give me an E... give me an S...

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"I don't know - I just like pompoms!"

Garden Gnome fishing all the fish for pond.

"Bloody hell!"

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

The Fall of Gnome

"Garden variety allergies."

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

Jumping cheerleaders

Cheerleaders

"Didn't anyone check my vitals? I was only 'playing dead'!"

'I just got the medium popcorn this time.'

Strive to win!

Mime father in the delivery room.

'Welcome home, Dear. Your dinner is in the popcorn bowl.'

Balding gnomes

Watering the garden gnome

'I need enough for popcorn and a movie.'

'I think I missed that episode.'

'Popcorn? Sure. Would you like huge, mega, super-duper huge or gigundazillion multi multi really insanely huge?'

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

'It's that damned gnome that attracts them!'

"I never understand what you're trying to say."

"This oughtta be good...my lawyer is about to read my Will. I left everything to my cat Binky!"

'Ha ha, you're covered in Cinemuck!'

Better Gnomes.

'All I'm saying is I wished you'd specified where you were going put the gnomes when you asked me if we could get some!'

"Gnomeschooling is harder than I thought!"

Clearing up medals.

"When I said tart up the presentation, I meant the slides..."

'Are you sure Anderson is working on the Human Genome Project?'

Lecture today. This last one is always found just outside cave entrances. Lecture today. Hominid fossil finds. We're calling him "gnomo-sapiens."

'Do you mind if I hold your hand, before it gets all buttery.'

"I've always been a gnome body."