Possum Admirer Pillows

'I didn't lie: I told my mum I was going to hang out with my best friend...'

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"Looks like Harriet mixed her lights and darks again."

"And would you like flies with that?"

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

Teddy and friends.

'The cool thing about being a kangaroo is that I can actually watch my baby grow...'

"Didn't anyone check my vitals? I was only 'playing dead'!"

"Hop in Joey, it's bath time."

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

'Well, Mr Hughes, all evidence to the contrary, I'd say your possum here was just putting it on.'

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'

"I try not to be judgemental but I see everything in black and white."

Living with a cataholic.

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

"When did you first become interested in e-publishing?"

We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics.

"Wanna go out?"

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

Emperor penguins attempting to fly.

"Unplug and chill out."

Penguin identity parade

An inbred poodle.

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

Afghanistan

'I don't know who's cranking up the air conditioning out here, but knock it off!'

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."

'There may be the odd penguin out here but who's ever been frightened by a penguin ?'

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.