Possum Admirer Mugs

'I didn't lie: I told my mum I was going to hang out with my best friend...'

"Hic. Gosh and begorrah!" "Wha?"

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

"This paw has you meeting a lovely poodle, an enchantress who will win your heart... but look, here, this is telling me she's lousy with fleas."

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

'I know that our nesting area is somewhere around here?'

'I like scientists: They are genuinely interested in every mundane thing we do and keep detailed records...'

"And would you like flies with that?"

Teddy and friends.

'The cool thing about being a kangaroo is that I can actually watch my baby grow...'

"Didn't anyone check my vitals? I was only 'playing dead'!"

"According to the map, we should be nearing the North Pole, but something tells me we’ve been reading the map upside down."

"Hop in Joey, it's bath time."

'Well, Mr Hughes, all evidence to the contrary, I'd say your possum here was just putting it on.'

'Of course he knows he's a monkey, Timmy. You know you're a monkey, don't you?'

"Did you know that the average mainstream news portal devotes more space to the oscar in a day than to climate change coverage in the entire year?"

Standard Poodle/Substandard Poodle

"I try not to be judgemental but I see everything in black and white."

I bark and bark and bark. . . Therefore I am.

Living with a cataholic.

An inbred poodle.

Penguin identity parade

Emperor penguins attempting to fly.

'I think I'll go somewhere warm this year.'

Alaskan Cryogenic Society.

Afghanistan

"Wanna go out?"

"When did you first become interested in e-publishing?"

"Unplug and chill out."

'I don't know who's cranking up the air conditioning out here, but knock it off!'

"I didn't realise it was a formal do."

'There may be the odd penguin out here but who's ever been frightened by a penguin ?'

It says, you're going to meet a nice Pisces for a romantic dinner.

There goes the neighborhood