Possum Enthusiast Mugs

'Take no notice she often feigns death she was raised by possums.'

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

"Let's start with an icebreaker..."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

'You just don't know when to give up, do you?'

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

Polar bear bowling alley

Penguins flying to igloo birdhouse

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

Jumping cheerleaders

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

Penguin

'The environmental impact study is quite alarming, and this might just be the tip of the iceberg.'

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Cheerleaders

The life of penguins.

Penguin Remote

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

The only Washroom on the South Pole.

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

"I’ve lost the will to slide down icy hills on my tummy."