Possum Enthusiast Mugs

'Take no notice she often feigns death she was raised by possums.'

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

"No no, I said sit!!"

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"We just haven't been flapping them hard enough."

"It was years ago, for a nature documentary, and they said it was going to be very artistic."

"We've discovered they mate for life, as long as they don't discuss politics."

"When I first arrived, Young Master was always with me and Old Master didn't want anything to do with me, nor it's the opposite: Go figure..."

"Honestly, sweetheart, you're not like the others I've been out with."

The Dance of the Penguins Once the March Is Over

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"Wow, I just love the way you waddle!"

"It's basically the 'Tragedy of King Lear' but with animated penguins."

'What worried me most is identity theft.'

"I've never had a bird's eye view of anything."

"Oh no. Is that my ex?"

'What will we do when the ice melts?'

"Of course you like like your father and me. What did you expect?"

Penguin

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

Jumping cheerleaders

'I bet this will confuse the Antarctic scientists!'

Cheerleaders

"Actually it's darling and I'm sure it would fit perfectly. It's just that I'm not a woman."

'We started wearing name tags to rell who's who, unfortunately we all like the name 'Kevin,!'

'Sorry mum, I had a brain freeze during the test...'

"I'm in disguise."

The life of penguins.

Penguin Remote

"I’ve lost the will to slide down icy hills on my tummy."