Pomp Enthusiast Mugs

"Any chance of a tidy-up round the back and sides while you're at it?"

"The secret to being a cat is to imagine that Hail to the Chief is playing wherever you go."

Pregnant lady being greeted by foetus.

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Pregnant Cheerleaders,

"We are gathered here to morn the passing of Bob Opossum."

CLEAR!

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

Jumping cheerleaders

'Can you take the lid off this jar for me...?'

Cheerleaders

Strive to win!

'Business is booming.' - at Uncle Bert's Explosives

'Camel'

'Give me a Y... give me an E... give me an S...

Three-Quarters Life Crisis

Clearing up medals.

Sir Joseph Porter, KCB, First Lord of the Admiralty HMS Pinafore

'My ultimate ambition is a large pond.'

An occassional clean out should prevent unpleasant smells.

'Stanley Possum was not sure if he should continue to play dead or play one of the living dead.'

The Gardener's Calendar: If your fish pool is covered with ice...make a hole in it.

Poppies: 'Have you been watching a lot of television?'

'Bloody Joneses! Just because we've put in a new fishpond...'

"We have got to get a bigger pond."

Possum Army HQ. Here's the casualty report, sir --- You have to take it with a grain of salt, of course.

A cheerleader doing a high kick

Interpretive Cheering

Exploring Paris.

"She's looking for just the right place to poopie."

Beer...Better living through zymurgy.

"How ostentatious - and not even this year's poppy!"

POOP-ANGEL!

But incorrect stocking can upset the balance of your water.

'Oh, don't fuss over little old me!'