Marquetry Maven Gifts

"Any beaver can cut down trees, but marquetry, now that's art."

The day the stock market went UP.

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

Instructional guide to scribbling

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

European currency on the edge.

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

'Why can't they call it a deer, or a squirrel market?'

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

'Stocks rose on the rumor that the market is mostly rumor-driven.'

'Time to buy.'

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'We have to go global since nobody around here will buy our product.'

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

'Don't worry dear, I made a bundle shorting your failing financial services company'

Looks like another profit's warning

'I told you, you were missing a decimal point.'