Marker Maven Gifts

"This won't hurt a bit."

The day the stock market went UP.

"So the plan is to fly everyone for free. But we'll charge $400.00 per bag."

'I think you are taking this elevator pitch way too literally'.

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

Apples for sale

'We want everyone to remember our name.'

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

"What do you think I can get for it on the blackboard market?"

"#Win!"

Creative department

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

'Or we could just ask her what kind of dog it is.'

Made in China

European currency on the edge.

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

Direct Marketing...

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

The bad news is our boxer shorts are still bursting into flames. The good news is our brand recognition is through the roof

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

"May I skip the usual Show & Tell and try to hustle some merch?"

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

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