Meteorology Maven Gifts

'True, but it's very accurate!'

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

"I caution everyone to avoid taking the first field reporter job that comes along."

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"Fred's calculating what future natural catastrophes he can ignore based on his probably life span."

How Nature Senses a Change in the Weather

Painting clouds

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

Natural Disasters

"It's such a lovely day!"

Eco-Anxiety For All Seasons

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

"Well, young man... just consider yourself grounded!"

Chemist builds animals instead of molecular models

A sure sign of rain

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Shaken not stirred

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

Indigenous knowledge vs. climate projections and weather forecasts.

"It's the Environment's Agency's new H.Q."

"As some of you may have guessed I got yesterday's sunburn factor wrong!"

Espresso Martini Peacock

"If you ask me, that sky looks awfully threatening!"

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

"You're on top of this week's Sales Pyramid."

Business is off the chart.

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

How Glaciations Begin

A guide to seasons in the North East

Twister:Rural Social Networking

"With strong winds battering the country, the Met Office have issued an amber wig wearers warning."

As he tore open his gifts, Dell kept hoping that the weather balloon kit he craved was somewhere among them.