Mixology Maven Gifts

A moonshiner waits for his martini.

'We're not exact clones - he likes his martini shaken, and I prefer mine stirred.'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

I told you I was going to start seeing other bartenders.

'Just two fingers old man!'

Shaken not stirred

"He sure liked to drink a lot."

Espresso Martini Peacock

"Who ordered the mosquito-margarita with blowfly chaser?

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Ghostwriting the Bible

Join me in a Martini?

Math Major Pennants. ISOSCELES. SCALENE EQUILATERAL.

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"An everything Martini, please."

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

You're the botanicals in my gin

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

Margarita

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

Invisible clothes

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

Stonehenge Explained

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'