Mixology Marvel Gifts

-"For instance, this gin and tonic does not have a single molecule of gin in it!" -"It's from the staff canteen, right!"

"We don't get a lot of call for double-shot-espresso-vodka-prozac-mocha's."

"I pour the liquor. Al does the mixers. Mack handles beer and wine. Pete—fruits and garnishes. And Walt is our Jack of all trades, ready to spring into action, should one of us need to step briefly away."

"Who needs therapists?!"

"Shame again?!"

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

James Bond in a Snow Globe

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Yoga for Alcoholics

We'll have Manhattans...

Join me in a Martini?

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"Our fresh seasonal hand-crafted brews contain a full serving of spring vegetables."

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

You're the botanicals in my gin

Shaken not stirred

Bar snacks served in bird-feeders.

"An everything Martini, please."

A cat pours himself a gin and tonic.

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

Margarita

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"Another flue shot, Larry.

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

Espresso Martini Peacock

The Martini is invented.

'So much for your theory that mixing two 50-point-rated wines equals one rated 100.'

Baloneystini

You're the olive in my martini

'I'm into natural foods, Joe -- give me a martini with a soybean in it.'