Mixology Maven Pillows

A moonshiner waits for his martini.

'We're not exact clones - he likes his martini shaken, and I prefer mine stirred.'

"I'll bet your're a Taurus. Right?"

"The soup of the day is pineapple with a hint of rum."

'Just two fingers old man!'

Shaken not stirred

"He sure liked to drink a lot."

Espresso Martini Peacock

"Who ordered the mosquito-margarita with blowfly chaser?

"It's almost 5 o'clock! Where the hell is my vodka app?!"

"This place has the best happy hour."

'Think I preferred the old Irish barman.'

Join me in a Martini?

Ghostwriting the Bible

"I think I speak for my entire generation when I say, 'Yes, I will have another drink.' "

"An everything Martini, please."

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

You're the botanicals in my gin

A shop selling "Ice-cold Vodka" in 31 flavors.

'You certainly have a well equipped workbench.'

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

Margarita

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

"Grapes, Rye, Malt... I got into this through my vegetarianism."

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

God taking iceburgs with ice tongs for his whisky.

"Another flue shot, Larry.

Stonehenge Explained

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

'Mayday! Mayday! I'm in the drink!'

Invisible clothes

'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

"Six out of ten statisticians prefer to be in the majority."

Moses as a child.