Methane Maven Gifts

"Our cows produce so much methane I suppose we could be described as a wind farm."

The day the stock market went UP.

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

European currency on the edge.

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

"Was that my pager or yours?"

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'Why can't they call it a deer, or a squirrel market?'

Ski lift mobile

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'Time to buy.'

'Stocks rose on the rumor that the market is mostly rumor-driven.'

Nature Lovers

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

'We have to go global since nobody around here will buy our product.'

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

"Some guy by the name of Bernanke called in. He wants to try and make an emergency soft landing."

'Frank, when was the last time you cleaned your gun?'

'Don't worry dear, I made a bundle shorting your failing financial services company'

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

Looks like another profit's warning