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"Our cows produce so much methane I suppose we could be described as a wind farm."

The day the stock market went UP.

'The prevailing wisdom is that markets are always right. I think that luck is always right.'

'Looks like your cash cow just got diverted to the slaughterhouse.'

"It's kohlrabi, the next hot vegetable."

"Unfortunately, the consumer was not as demanding as we had hoped."

Guy has framed 'first Yuan'

'We're living in a round hole economy.'

Investments - Founders Bear and Bull.

European currency on the edge.

"I'm not happy about what the economists are predicting."

'When investment bankers give parental advice'

'Well if I'm so 'bloody useless' perhaps you'd better read the map!'

Slipping and sliding down the slope...

'Tech stocks dropped on the finding that technology isn't neccessarily the best solution to everything.'

"Was that my pager or yours?"

'This is where I hang out until bullishness makes a comeback.'

Stock market Bull & Bear financial whirlwind.

'well of course I'm giving your portfolio the attention it deserves, I'm even wearing a black armband!'

'Why can't they call it a deer, or a squirrel market?'

Ski lift mobile

"I was downgraded to junk status at work today."

'According to our fact finding committee, our stock won't be worth a dime this quarter.'

'Stocks rose on the rumor that the market is mostly rumor-driven.'

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'Time to buy.'

Nature Lovers

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

'We have to go global since nobody around here will buy our product.'

"Basically it makes the same mistakes we've always made - but it makes tham so much faster!"

Have you tried turning it off and on again?

Looks like another profit's warning

'Since we all have to believe in something, I thought, 'Why not money?''

'Don't worry dear, I made a bundle shorting your failing financial services company'

"Some guy by the name of Bernanke called in. He wants to try and make an emergency soft landing."