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"Oh my God, I HAVE to touch your hair!"

Dracula Admires His Offspring.

"Really looks like they could use a miracle about now sir!"

'We're gonna need a bigger moat...!'

Ghostwriting the Bible

"Ever since you changed from a frog to a Prince you seem a little jumpy!"

Adam names the animals (He puts sticky notes on them saying Shaz, Dave, Trish etc).

'The next piece contains sex, violence, and Homeric epithets.'

'What did I tell you? There's always a catch to those bargain internet travel fares...'

Save the unicorn.

Invisible clothes

Stonehenge Explained

Wolf to Red Riding Hood: 'No thanks, I'm on a strict grandmother diet.'

Myths and legends...

"Like that?"

"A Bill of Rights? - Don't you TRUST me?"

'Surely they're not ALL still in their offices!'

"Kiss me and I'll turn into a Prince. But I have to be honest with you, if asked about it I'll deny the whole sordid affair!"

"I didn't really start applying myself seriously until around the eighth life."

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

Moses as a child.

Cover Design for Yellow Book Prospectus for Vol 5 (Not Published)

'Even in the mundane tasks, aim for perfection!'

Medieval headlines.

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

"Do I have to go out again!?"

'I'm putting you on a diet: No more fat knights, maidens only...'

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

Magic Ring to gain entry into Tolkien Archive

"Instead of Red Team and Blue Team, why don't we make it Good v. Evil?"

National Optometrists Association. O.K., whose idea was it to form a focus group?…

It was a match made in heaven.

"He's good with crops, but slow to respond in an emergency."

Don't bother Daddy -- he's just upset because Lady Godiva joined the anti-Crusade movement.'

'But sinister gales - with that armour?'