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Made in Ukraine

Muscles

"Ninja bread men"

"He's going to be O.K., but he still wants you to remarry."

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

"The Leonardos, the Raphaels, Titians, Veroneses, Giottos... Italy wants them back, all 427 of them."

Overshadowed by the Tony's: Broadway's Lesser Known Awards

"Like that?"

Enterpe, Terpsichore, Calliope, and Bernie, their agent.

A sign that reads "ART...and plenty of it!" hangs above the entrance to a museum.

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

"In my next album 'Gettin' Back', I refute all the strong beliefs expressed in 'Gettin' There', my previous album."

"Let me connect you with Edith, our specialist in ethnic conflict in the former Yugoslavia. My expertise happens to be in North Korean intransigence."

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

'I suppose you think that's funny.'

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

See? Whenever he's mad at me, he turns off his Touch ID sensor.

"This is off our first TikTok."

"Arthur, I need my space."

"Is Madonna amazing or what? She sings, dances, and acts, and now it turns out she's a writer, too."

The sunglasses.

Upper West Side Story

Broadway Theater coming productions. Look, they're bringing back a production of "Hair" with all the original cast members. It's going to be called "Bald".

Sadie, I just heard something disturbing, and I think you're the only one who can tell me whether it's true. Youtube is telling me we've lived 300 years of phantom time. Pope Gregory XIII's math was off when he created our calendar, and this is actually the year 1717. What's more, the "Middle Ages" is just a fiction the pope created to explain his rounding error. You were there, Sadie ... Did King Arthur really exist? I'll tell you all about that nice boy, as soon as I demonstrate how we dealt w

"First, I'll read the minutes from your last weddings."

Carbon Dating

The Exhibition at the Royal Academy

The hall of bad ideas.

'Theaters from Hell.' 'We have no sound engineers, so no there's not a good seat in the house.'

Friends of the Royal Academy - Annual Dinner

'But why do you want to transmute asparagus into cotton?'

Firearms Museum. Blunderbuss. That's funny, I always thought a "blunderbuss" was a messed-up kiss.

"Damn it, Gwendolyn, you know when you married me I only moved one square at a time."