Motorsport Maven Gifts

"Don't worry - our EV will win in the long run."

'He's serious about this no overtaking business.'

Racing car drivers on their phones.

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Muscles

"Forget sugar and spice and everything nice. I'm going for buns of steel!"

Prepare to meet thy mechanic.

"You'll have to forgive Roland. He still uses 'stomach' and 'abdominals' interchangeably."

'She thinks it makes her look enigmatic.'

Man posing on beach as women ignore him.

'Sorry, you're just not built right for weightlifting.'

Weight lifter using his foot to take a photograph.

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

'U.S. Manufacturing'

Body Building Mishap

"That metallic grinding means her throwout bearings are shot. She's backfiring through her carburetor. The tick indicates transmission trouble, and the smoke means she's on fire."

"My biggest strength is probably my quads."

strong man bends an iron bar

"Ma'am, do you know how well you were driving?"

'It's the people downstairs again.'

"I love strong coffee."

'If I were you, I'd leave the keys in the ignition and hope someone steals it.'

"Actually I'm doing this to stand out more in the scholarly community."

'Pss-st, Harley-Davidson is up one-and-a-quarter...pass it on.'

'I made a list of bikes I want to look at today. You may want to eat before we go, as this may take awhile.'

'Leonard was pleased with his bouffant mane from The Precious Roar.'

'Do you know if there's a candy machine in the building?'

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

"They're washboard abs, Mr. Hunzinger, and they're on the move."

Vet. Vet. Ironically, the pig has a pulled calf muscle and the cow has a strained hamstring.

"27 marathons in 27 days - he's no but a show-off!"

"Fix it so it'll stream out behind, Pierre. I've been assigned to a motorcycle detail."

Neighbors tossing leaves over fence.

"No, thanks. I'm in training."

"My career in weight lifting has become a huge headache."