Mustache Maven Pillows

Man leaves Hair Transplant Center with mustache on head.

Mustaches Flying South After November

'Are you going to keep that silly mustache for all eternity?'

When Lockdown Ends (our locks after lockdown)

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

"Lenny?" "Darrell?"

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

The new normal

'Be ready in a minute - just have to put on my face.'

'I ask her to make up her mind. So she powders her forehead.'

A family with mustaches talking on their cellphones.

Moustached gentleman

Your Guide to Winning Movember

Movember

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

30 Days Has Movember

Street Organ - Monkey

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

"If I put mustaches on all of us, we look more like a team."

"And where do you see your mustache in five years?"

Edward Elgar.

"We're having a make up test at school. Can I borrow your mascara?"

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

New Fads For The Handlebar Mustache

"You don't think you're bringing that mustache in here do you?!"

"Yikes! So many foundations, so little time."

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

"Thou Shalt not Covid thy Neighbor's Wife!"

"I love 'bitch's night out'."

"It isn't fair! Why aren't thin lips fashionable?"

"Believe me, you never looked better since you fell into that vast of skin cream."