Mustache Enthusiast Pillows

'Just when I thought menopause couldn't get any worse, my husband shaves off his mustache. Now, I'm the only one in the house with one.'

'I'm from the City Zoning Commission, sir -- I'm afraid that mustache will have to go.'

"What I'm about to tell you does not leave this mustache."

'I was tired of my goaty, so I decided to grow a moustache...'

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

'Your teeth are okay, but that mustache will have to go.'

IRS, 'Oh, you needn't be unduly concerned, sir -- this year, we're auditing everybody with silly mustaches.'

Walrus Grooming.

"Get rid of that. You're supposed to show a stiff upper lip!"

'I'm from the computer dating service.'

'No way you're getting in here with THAT mustache!'

'Here's to our buddy Mitch and a wild birthday party weekend. Remember, fellas. . . what happens in mustache stays in mustache!'

Sir Charles Stanford.

'History repeats itself...'

"...and another thing - I don't like your moustache."

'Are you going to keep that silly mustache for all eternity?'

IRS, 'Oh, you needn't be unduly concerned, sir -- this year, we're auditing everybody with silly mustaches.'

This is a very friendly email program. It dots the i's and crosses the t's with mustaches.

'Do you trim handlebars?'

'The only way my moustache is raising awareness of testicular cancer is because it makes me look like a cock.'

'...and that's my great-great-great uncle Wilbur. He died of smoke inhalation when his mustache caught on fire.'

"It's a good thing we caught this in time - An ingrown mustache can be VERY serious."

Frenchman Mustache

"Is that a mustache, dad, or nose hair?"

A magician saws in half an octopus

James A McNeill Whistler

Edouard Estaunie

Dating Tip #23: If you must wear a mustache keep it neat and trim.

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

"I'm not going to say any more, Francis. It's your face, and it was your mustache."

"You don't think you're bringing that mustache in here do you?!"

"Excuse me, but are you using that mustache right now?"

Least ironic mustache

Courtship display

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."