Moustache Admirer Pillows

'Take a little off the top and put it on my face.'

Tom Selleck

Salavdor Dali.

Birra Moretti

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

"Sorry...but until we fix the cloaking device, this will have to do."

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

A family with mustaches talking on their cellphones.

Moustached gentleman

Movember

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

30 Days Has Movember

Street Organ - Monkey

"Are you growing that mustache to make me break up with you?"

"If I put mustaches on all of us, we look more like a team."

"And where do you see your mustache in five years?"

Romeo and Juliet, the Jazz/Moose Version....

'It's a chinstache. They were popular in the 1800's, but now they're coming back.'

Edward Elgar.

"It's not a moustache kiddo: It's nasal hair..."

Mammoth Posing

"One man with a mustache is manly. Sexy. Magnetic."

"You don't think you're bringing that mustache in here do you?!"

'I'm sure it's a violation, but I can't find it in the rule book.'

"You must be new around here, pardner."

'I'm getting a head start for Movember.'

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

"I think you're beard needs a trim..."

Two men discussing thier moustaches

Friedrich Nietzsche

'Do you ever get this weird, primitive yearning to sit behind a large block of wood?'

'You've taken that handlebar mustache too far.'