Mustache Aficionado Pillows

"If I put mustaches on all of us, we look more like a team."

"And where do you see your mustache in five years?"

"No thanks. I'm celebrating 'No Shave November'."

Guy de Maupassant

Old School Mustaches

'Oh, you needn't be unduly concerned, sir -- this year, we're auditing everybody with silly mustaches.'

The beard and moustache movement - lady approached by bearded railway guards thinks she is being attacked by brigands

Giacomo Puccini.

"I say!"

'Oh just pluck it.'

Man selecting which fake mustache to wear.

'This is a new one on me -- you've got an ingrown mustache!'

Baleen Whale and Baleen Man.

'Isn't it enough to have long hair?'

'Oh, one of those tough guys with a mustache, eh?'

A.S. Green

'No way you're getting in here with THAT mustache!'

'And everything was going great until the flaming sambucca at the Guy Fawkes party!'

Man with big furry mustache drives car with grill that looks like same.

'The siege is working my lord. They have food and water but no beard oil. I reckon they will surrender in 12 hours or less'

"You know, enlightenment and mustache wax don't really go together."

"Relax, Mr. Jackson! Yes, I am here to shave you... but not your 'cool stache'!"

"How about a mustache? Everyone's wearing them."

"But if it strains your soup, how do you ever get any noodles?"

"You're not funny."

"Thank you for hiding me in your mustache when Mrs. Cohen was looking for me."

A family with mustaches talking on their cellphones.

"You must be new around here, pardner."

"Don't shave it. It gives your face character."

"Another mustache sir?"

"You may want to re-think the new look."

"Weapon of mass destruction" "What's with the mustache?"

Moustachio

Harrison Ford, no question. Tom Selleck, without a doubt. I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." Ford was ok, but his character was less than manly. What are you talking about? That's ridiculous! Harrison Ford was the definition of eighties manliness! You're telling me the "definition of eighties manliness" could run around the world for weeks and months at a time ... and never once grow anything more than a little stubble? I think maybe yo

Harrison Ford, no question. Tom Selleck. Without a doubt. I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." I don't care if they did offer Selleck the role first, Ford was a much better "Indiana Jones." Ford was ok, but his character was less that manly. What are you talking about? That's ridiculous! Harrison Ford was the definition of eighties manliness! You're telling me the "definition of eighties manliness" could run around the world for weeks and